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All 8 game Reviews

Beat up Jobu!!! Beat up Jobu!!!

Rated 3 / 5 stars


Really sorry but this was an amazing attempt. You really did recreate the game perfectly, a bit too simular.... From that you could have added your own style and some crazy add ones to the fight but this is just too simular to the game, even the sounds are the same. Still, awesome scripting you did a very good job at doing a simular scripting than the GBA game and thats what is getting you the 6 points from me. If you can, next time add some more personality and custom stuff to give it a fresher look.

Keep it up.

gszauer responds:

I will, im gonna use this as an engine for an upcoming game called "the dark tournament" I just gotta find someone to do graphics for me...

Onigirl DDR 11'th Hard! Onigirl DDR 11'th Hard!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


What is that, midi music for a DDR Game? What are you thinking ?! You keep releasing those every day but you never actually though of putting them together in a nice interactive menu which might have made the whole thing less of a waste of time that it already is. Personally i prefer playing ddr on the pad, much harder, better mp3 quality music and much more style design wise, cause your stuff is only a bunch of arrows on a black screen, no background animation, no crowd cheer, no nothing. If you really wanted to do a good remix of the game we woulda had more personalised add-ons. But meh, this just comes out plain and boring in the end. Oh and if you're crying right now, good. Take it like a man and respect the constructive critics.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


I like it, fun, passes the time, new sick ways to kill people. Hm ok seriously.

Great graphics, coulda had more special effects but the ones there are already great.
Love the sound nearly existant for everything in sight xcept for the people in panic.
As for interavtivity, the system was great for a past work, woulda liked if there were more weapons or ways to eleminate the humans tough.
Style, nothing to say ...
Violence, still asking for more.
Humor, well apart for the probing thing which was kinda sick, laughing evily at those poor humans being crushed lasted a while.

Last thing, on level one, even if you break the shredder, it comes back if you drop a human at the same place as it was and how the heck do we beat lv 3 ? Poke him in the eye ?

Good work.

DBZ-AS: chapter 1 extreme DBZ-AS: chapter 1 extreme

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Well done, difficult enought to keep you trying more than thrice and was well programmed too. You get an 8 out of me, now where is my chocolate? >=)

The-EXP responds:

it's here...

Alloy: Arena Alloy: Arena

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The game is good, the game is fun, the game can last along time, but one thing is missing, a point/plot and some twisted events. That might be what made the executive leave it down.

Balloon Duel Balloon Duel

Rated 4 / 5 stars


Quite impressive, the game characters are fully customizable and it actually serves to the game when it comes for style and weaponry. the game gives even a 2 player mode to battle someone's other character. Even play my own music? Usually use winamp but thanks for the option, tough it shoulda used alot of coding to actually make it happen and im giving you credits for that. Been playing this game for a while and its really fun [-bookmarks-] only thing missing would be a story mode with some plot and all ((like ur FF A+)) but that just adding more to this amazing concept. The graphic is great, manga style/anime always been my fav, filled with chibis in this case but there not much cuteness in it. When it comes to sound, hm, well it kinda lacks of it, as we press a button we should hear some sound or chyme, same goes after buying something, remember the old cash register sound? That woulda completed the huge interactivity we had. Or even some small action sounds like when ur character flaps or uses an item, just to make it more "complete". But hey thats just small stuff compared to all the coding, good work.

What's Her Bra Size?:Quiz What's Her Bra Size?:Quiz

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


The game was great, had a whole fun trying to guess those size, got on my nerves near the end since i dont know squat about bra size i just care what the bras are holding and the feeling of them in my ha......Ok lets get serious.

Graphic was original as always and average for a popquiz form of flash. Sounds, click, click, click, click. Yeah cant expect much from a quiz but it still counts, Interactivity, well this was fully based on user interaction when answering the questions and all, repetitive but thats the way it is. Style, pretty fair added the nice little touch to those breast buttons and you got me sitting infront of my comp watching numerous hot and sexy ladies late night. Humor, that beginning intro sure had some.
So yeah again a good work for ya not supposed to be easy for everyone since not all of us ever worked at a bra factory or are even intrested in bras in general but it was a fun game. Keep it up

FFjukebox UPDATED:6/22/04 FFjukebox UPDATED:6/22/04

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Thats it....

I dunno what u think ur making by posting some cheesy ff song remix u might have converted from midi to .wav but that aint no flash movie and it aint even worth the time. At least give us the original music and more than simple 5 songs, cmon, you have till 5 mb so get cracking on giving more songs in that case and even then what the point? We could hear the freaking music by playing it ourselves in the game's music device. Now quit wasting our time with ur pathetic jukebox and work on something worth the look, already wasted our time with ur sonic jukebox which wasnt worth the click, better not start and ff serie or i can assure u it wont make it.